Women.

You know what pisses me off most about women? They're practiced and professional liars. I'm not being vindictive or chauvinistic here what I mean is that they lie to men and to each other. Whether it's a bullshit compliment, a little statement to get you off the hook with someone who's interested in you, or what you're looking for in a man. Now I shall go through these and give examples.

Number 1. The bullshit compliment. Doesn't require to much explaining. 'You look lovely' then behind closed doors 'Didn't they look awful' Standard bitchiness. This I can deal with. This I am used to, we're all used to this and expect it.

Number 2. The getting you off the hook thing. Fuck that. Just be honest, I know you'll feel mean but if there is one thing I have learned from lying to women about my intentions and being honest with them, it's this. Honesty stops people from getting hurt too much. I'm not saying be a cunt to the poor soul but you know, none of the whole 'My heads in a bad place' 'I don't know what I want' 'I need time to think' Just a simple 'This isn't what I want and I'm sorry for that but it's not gonna happen. Move on.' Obviously put a little nicer but you get my drift.

Number 3. And this is my biggest problem with women. They will openly lie about EVERYTHING they want in a man. The majority of girls who I have had the pleasure of... becoming acquainted with, when pressed on the matter, said they wanted a sensitive, complex, thoughtful, good looking, nice guy. Well guess what? THEY EXIST!! Know where? Inside every person who's like me. Now, granted, I am only 4 out of the 5 now and that's because nice guys truly do finish last. But the point still stands that no girl would want to be with me for a night or for a year if they saw my true inner workings. Because I'm hard work. An ex girlfriend once made the mistake of asking me to be honest about what I was thinking and I decided to fulfill her request. So when I told her I was wondering whetherweweretrueloveandnotjustromanticloveandthatIwasn'tsurewhetherwecouldwithstandanythingremotelydifficultandhowifitcamedowntoitIvaluedmyownhappinessabovehersatthatmomentintimeandwhetherornotshewashappyisofcourseaconcernofminebutifmytruelovewalkedintomylifeI'dleaveherandpursueitbutalsohowI'mnotsureifmonogamyisanaturalstateofmindorwhetherit'simposedonusthroughpopularcultureandthenshestartedtoafskldsfghjuewrghjfbndsmwrgikj30ike4ei0gAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Yeah we broke up. Shortly after that. But I know that any women reading this will have flared their nostrils after reading that. You're predatory natures will be coming out to play. It's fine I'm ok with that and believe me I have played on it to get sex. My point is this though, you don't want someone like me. You're making a blanket rule for what you want that's been dictated to you by disney and other childhood factors. Prince charming doesn't exist. You just have to find the person who fits your life. So please, stop saying you want these men that are all sensitive and caring and blah blah blah blah blah blah FUCK OFF. You ignore guys like that, they bore you the only reason you keep them around is the same reason I occasionally fuck a girl below my usual standards. For an ego stroke. To make yourself feel better. 

If anybody would like to disagree. Leave a comment, or email me. spencer.sebastian.collins@gmail.com

For any women who disagree, try and prove me wrong.

All my love

                 Spencer X